Funny Printable Birthday Cards

Give the gift of laughter and more with these Funny Printable Birthday Cards! You and the birthday guy or gal will appreciate the giggles!

I’ve never been one for a sappy birthday card. Really, if you can make me laugh on my birthday, that’s the perfect gift! Today I have a hilarious set of birthday cards that are guaranteed to bring a smile to the birthday boy or girl’s face!

In this download there are eight different printable funny birthday cards, as well as a sheet of all eight. They have hilarious sentiments like “today is all about you (you attention whore)” and “in dog years you’d be dead” in a bright and fun color palette. Pair one of these cards with some craft beer or a bottle of wine and you have the perfect birthday present!

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I suggest printing on a heavier paper or light cardstock—60lb cover stock works really well and still folds nicely. I prefer a laser printer to an inkjet. If you don’t have a laser printer, it’s easy to send off these files to a print shop like FedEx Office to print!

Easy DIY Birthday Present Ideas

Looking to make a handmade gift to go along with your card? Here are some fun ideas!

• Hullo Buffalo Art Print
• One-Hour Scrappy Heart Wreath
• Donut Bookmarks
• Tissue Paper Sunflowers