Free Funny Printable Valentines for Adults

Say what you’re really thinking with these funny printable valentines! These humorous valentines will make the recipient laugh out loud and probably score you some points in the humor department, if not the romantic one!

Does the idea of Valentine’s Day set off your gag reflex? Hate standing in the card aisle at Target trying to find the perfect sentiment that doesn’t make you roll your eyes? Or would your spouse balk at a traditional card with swirly text and a Hallmark poem?

I have you covered! These funny printable Valentine’s Day cards are perfectly imperfect for anyone with a sense of humor! Printable cards are also perfect if you’re running out of time or you can’t get to the store because of the weather or other unforeseen circumstances.

In this download there are eight different funny valentines cards, as well as a sheet of all eight designed to be cut like traditional kid’s valentines. They have funny sentiments like “you’ll do” and “I don’t hate you” in a fun and modern color palette. Pair with a bottle of wine (or maybe vodka?) and you’ve got the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for that special someone.

There are even a handful of cute cards in here that would work for your favorite gals (gotta love Galentine’s Day!). I am planning on giving the wine valentine to my bestie because I know she understands! It’s the perfect card for your mom friends.

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Download the Free Honest Valentines under PRINTABLES P19

This file can be found in my Free Craft Resource Library. The file number is: P19. You’ll get the PDF files in a zip.

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I suggest printing this digital file on a heavier sheet of paper or light cardstock. 60lb cover stock works really well and still folds nicely. I printed these using my HP Envy inkjet printer. Make sure you set your print settings to best quality. It’s also easy to send off these files to a print shop like FedEx Office to print!

These funny printable valentines are sure to make for a fun valentines day. Forget the sappy, sentimental nonsense and show your favorite person how you really feel during the month of love!

If you love these funny cards, check out my hilarious Christmas printable tags! Similar sentiments, just jollier.

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