Free Funny Doormat SVG

Grab this free funny doormat SVG that says “No Soliciting. Don’t Make It Weird.” It’s the perfect cheeky file for stenciling coir mats, signs, or porch decor with a little attitude.

Looking to keep solicitors away while still keeping it lighthearted? This free funny doormat SVG says exactly what most of us are thinking—without being totally rude. It’s perfect for your porch, letting people know exactly what to expect before they ever hit the doorbell.

This design features bold, easy-to-cut lettering that works especially well as a vinyl stencil for DIY coir doormats. It’s snarky in all the right ways and guaranteed to get a chuckle from delivery drivers, friends, and nosy neighbors.

And while it’s designed with doormats in mind, this free funny doormat SVG is also perfect for making signs to hang by the door, stick in a window, or even gift to that one friend who really values their peace and quiet.

What You Can Make With This File

• Painted doormats using vinyl stencils and outdoor paint
• Porch signs or entryway wood plaques
• Indoor “do not disturb” signs for dorms, offices, or studios
• Gag gifts or housewarming gifts for fellow introverts

File Formats Included

This free funny doormat SVG comes with everything you need to start crafting:

• SVG – For Cricut, Silhouette (Designer Edition), and other cutting machines
• DXF – For Silhouette Studio (basic/free version)
• PNG – For mockups, print designs, or digital use
• JPG – For simple previewing or basic design work

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